Tuesday, October 18, 2011

How to lose weight

If you don't want to gain weight, and you want to lose weight here is what you do. It is quite simple, Don't sit down. If you don't sit down you will be less likely to eat, you will be doing something if you are not sitting. Sitting is the enemy of all fat people around the world. You get fat sitting down not standing up.

You also get fat by looking at fast food places. Avoid these places like the plague, they carry the disease of obesity. The biggest factor is just don't sit down. You barely burn any calories and most people eat sitting down. Laying down while eating does not work too well, pretty sure you will choke.... The less time sitting, means the more time moving burning calories and not eating.

I get indigestion when I eat while walking or standing. Hopefully you will too haha.

How to install computer memory RAM

Hello people.
I want to start out by saying, if you have no idea what you are doing don't do it. I work as tech support for a large computer memory company. And as much as I hate to bring work home with me, this is my retaliation on a job that sucks the life out of me. So if I must do this job, you get everything that goes with it. One thing that really annoys me is when a customer calls in and it is obvious they have no idea what they are doing.

This becomes clear when they begin telling you about their problem. Typically these folks are do not know how to articulate themselves. What is shocking is when a PC technician calls me up and he ordered the wrong memory module DoH! Really guy? You work on computers for a living and you can't even order the right memory?

Now I might be arrogant as I did spent 2 weeks learning about computer memory. Believe me I did not enjoy this torturous experience. Every day I got home I thought my brain would explode. The typical questions I get now that I have some idea what the heck I am doing is the following. Typically customers will call in because they ordered the wrong part, the memory is faulty or they have questions about compatibility.

Seriously, a pet peeve of mine is people who have no business upgrading memory. I consider myself computer literate and I did upgrade my own memory. But here is the thing I am A. smart enough to know how to use a website to find out the right memory. B I know enough about memory that I can install it without a manual. Don't get me wrong it is a simple job to take out old memory and put in new memory. You would be surprised how many people much it up.

These people can read you their specs on their machine, but they can't tell you what it all means. I often have people calling me about problems with their Imac Mac Pro ect computers. What I have come to learn is Macs don't like speeds that are faster then what they are designed for. While I could go on further with this I am getting tired and bored of it.

Upgrading RAM is easy. Find out what your computer specs are, find a website to give you a match. Order the memory, take out old memory and install new memory. On some occasions you may need to update the BIOS to get your memory to work. I just talked to a guy today he has spend 6 hours worth of time trying to figure out how to upgrade his RAM. Apparently he had a limit of 3GB and he could only get 1.5GB to work.

If you have 6 hours worth of time in installing new memory, throw in the towel. Then go to your yellow pages and hire a professional. Just make sure he is not a dum dum, get a referral from someone.That is it, that is all i got.